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Here Are Idiot Celebrities Talking Out Of Their Asses About Punk At Last Night’s Met Gala
Last night, the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York hosted the 2013 Met Gala. This year’s theme was “Punk: From Chaos To Couture.” For many celebrities, this was the first time they had used the word “punk” in a sentence that wasn’t “Have my assistant get me Daft Punk tickets.” It was also an excuse for them to spend $10,000 to spike their hair up and play punk dress up for a night. When interviewed, they all sounded like total shitheads talking out of their asses. Here’s what some of them had to say in these actual quotes from the red carpet…
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“The White Knight of Hockey Arms for the Fray”: Goalie Emmet Venne, of the Seattle Seahawks (formerly of the Detroit Olympics), entered the rink for a 1933 exhibition game wearing more than the usual protection. Photo: The New York Times
